Friday, August 06, 2004
*disclaimer. warning. this is a damn long blog post. nobody shall, in any way, post a long post in their own blogs(if they have one) to complain abt how long my blog post is. thos tt have no blogs, U DUN VERBALLY COMPLAIN HOR. I TOOT U AH.
today was a terrible day. very terrible.
early morn i woke up. called baby to wake her up anyway. was feeling damnnnnnn lethargic. so i went back to sleep, planning to take a cab to school for OB test. anyway i woke up an hour later, expectin to get a cab real quick since its way past peak hour. it din come. ^%$^%$^%#. freakin long before i got the cab.
when i reached i wasnt tt late. i was on time. i onli missed my reading time. tts abt it.
First suayness: i walked in the wrong door. i felt like an idiot. i entered the exam hall to find donemy and gang on the other end of the hall. so i acted clever and left the hall to enter from the other door. it was LOCKED. i was like &*^%&&%$# lor... donemy they all cld see me thru the glass pane. I WAS LIKE CB SIR..... LOL. idiot.
Second suayness: i tot tts all. BUT NOOOOOO... i entered (thru the other door) onli to see that old virgin lecturer looking at my hair and saying my hair is too long. I CANT TAKE THE FRIGGIN TEST. god... she told me to go cut the tail away. i was like FISH! NO TAIL? NO WAY! so anyway i left the hall, planning to pin it back. so i pinned it. rentered. BUT STILL CANNOOOOOOT! must cut.
i din wanna cut away my beloved tail. i told myself I WILL NOT LOSE IT! anyway i got to noe baby better thru it anyway. even if cut must tie into plait den keep ma. got sweet sweet memories. watever. no time. no test still got final exam.
Third suayness (might be heng, depending): i sat at a table playing puzzle bobble on my hp, waiting for them to finish THEIR test. i din wanna take it. but FISH AGAIN! my OB teacher walked past me.
"KAI!?!?!?! why u never take the test? so fast finish ah"
so i explained the whole SHIAT to her.
"KAI!?!?! why? it's 15% u noe? or izzit 20%? (fish her la... lecturer oso dnno weightage)"
so i told her still have the final exam ma.
"KAI!?!?!?! u got study anot? u noe this test is part of coursework? u mus get 50% of the course work to qualify for the final exam! are u sure u can get 25% out of 35% (or 30%. tt fishing lecturer din noe better.)?"
i was like WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i did study. din wanna waste my effort.
she left me there alone to make up my mind. i decided i din wanna keep my hair and repeat this fishing course next sem. wat if i got back the same old lecturer. damnit i wun let tt happen.
i cut it.
SO PAIN LA! like snippin off my own flesh! i even had to talk to myself to console myself. i was like "HERE GOES" to myself in the toilet. psychological trauma. fish fish fish times one million.
i entered the exam hall and tt turban donemy was like pffft a.k.a wanna burst out luffing but held his breath cos he's in a bloody exam hall. crappology. i was gonna burst. MY POOR TAIL.
fourth suayness coming up: i did my paper and everything was smooth... i finshed everything rather swiftly, considering i entered at 9.20 and finsihed at 9.50. so i wanted to leave when i finshed my paper. i raised my hand AND at the same time tt old virgin said:
"LAST TEN MINUTES LEFT! NO BODY IS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE ROOM!"
fish.
i cant leave the hall. i had to bear the next ten minutes looking at the clock tick (the darn two-handed mechanism was right there in front of my face.). total agony. time never crawled tt slow before. zzzzz....
i finished the paper thinking if there will be a fifth suayness.
*probable* fifth suayness: wat if i failed? MY TAIL WLD BE WASTED....................................
nvm. anyhow, we left school. went mensa 2 for great food (leg of lamb. yum.) and went to orchard. spent alot la! bought my new specs (damn nice. i look like i am baby's brother cos we both have thick plastic framed speckys). so nice la. but cheap la. good lense and frame onli 115 bucks. den bought cookbook and stuff too. cool beans. AND not forgeting cutting my hair................
*cries* i am out.
kai-mmunist teachings 11:58 PM
