Tuesday, February 07, 2006
EEE YER! DISHGUSHTED ARH! *shivers*
Okay let me explain why the sudden outburst of negative emotions. PUI PUI PUI!
A long, long time ago, there was a beng in a neighbourhood school. He was quite 'sud' and his name was Kai. *smirks* Haha okay back to seriousness.
There was another girl called Esther, and she was a junior in school. Kai, on the other hand, was a senior. Esther met Kai somehow (so insignificant that Kai haveactually forgotten all about it), and they became friends. Kai, being an easy-going person, did not think anything was wrong.
BUT, BUT, BUT! Something was VERY VERY WRONG.
Esther passed Kai the then-popular-biography-diary to sign. You know? Those kinda books girls (and occassionally guys) like to buy and let their friends sign? And the friends would always write stuff like "Roses are red, violets are blue, Hard to find, are friends like you" and decorate every alphabet with highlighters and marker pens.
Okay I admit being caught up by those kiddo stuffs even though I was a Beng.
But back to the story. So Kai, in all his naivete, signed Esther's book. Then, days (or weeks, sorry too insignificant) later, his close friend got to sign Esher's book too. Out of curiosity of what other people wrote (it's fun ma, you know, to read the different versions of the "roses are red" poem), Kai took the book from his friend and started reading.
THEN HE KNEW HORROR!
That thick-skinned monster called Esther proclaimed to the entire school, in her book, that Kai was her boyfriend! Kai was enraged and confronted Esther. He demanded that she clarified the matter and gave him a reasonable explanation.
What followed on, I forgot. LOL. But I can recall all the "BEY HIAO BAI AH!" and the "SIAO CHAR BORS" from all my buddies. They knew it was BLASPHEMY!
Then, eons later (okay la just a few years), Kai got an SMS from an authentic ex-grilfriend called Joycelyn. Joycelyn expressed that she was shocked that I was together with Esther before. Aparently, the Esther girl haven't gotten over her self-deception and continued to tell people of that 'wonderfully-spun' tale years after. Worse still, she said I was a bad boyfriend.
WHAT THE FREAK I WAS NEVER WITH HER BEFORE LA! SIBEI DULAN.
And to further pump her own ego, Esther mentioned that she had gotten over me and is getting married soon. Is he imaginary too? LOL.
And yeap, Wilmer, Vincent and gang, if you think it is that girl from Technical stream, THAT GIRL, you are right! THAT BUAY HIAO BAI and SIAO CHAR BOR.
Esther, here's a piece of advice: you need a shrink.
kai-mmunist teachings 3:20 PM
