Hickory Dickory Dock *DING*DONG* "KUKU!" Muthu, the freshmaker. The funniest, however, is not the above few. It's one about a Christmas song. Ask me if you want to know how Lita insisted that one of the Christmas carols is actually anti-Christ. Clue in the following picture: Now I know why it's "Hark the herald angels sing". Happy guessing!
Saturday, March 11, 2006
This post will be one of the most bo liao posts ever.
*DISCLAIMER*
The following might contain sensitive topics. Please proceed only if you deem yourself as an open-minded, crazy, kuku-fied person. And if you happen to be one, you are most probably one of my friends. =D
Today I finished work and met up with Lita to go to the I.T Fair. Then during dinner, we SOMEHOW got to talk about nursery rhymes and how illogical they can be. So being the Einstein and Newton, Lita and myself decided to change the lyrics to some rhymes to make more logic.
E=MC2 &6$^$&*^%*&$&$%#%^&$#%$#^*&
So now children, SING-A-LONG!
Hickory Dickory Dock,
The kuku bird in the clock,
The clock struck twelve,
The kuku bird came out,
Hickory Dickory Dock!
Muthu Had A Mama Shop
(Sing to tune of Ol' Mac Donald Had A Farm)
Muthu had a mama shop,
Eee yai ee yai yooo.
Muthu shop got sell Mentos,
Eee yai ee yai yooo.
Freshmaker here,
Freshmaker there,
Here fresh, there fresh everywhere fresh fresh!
Eee yai ee yai yoo!
kai-mmunist teachings 1:47 AM
