Emelia has a new admirer and this post is dedicated to the HOTTEST stuff in Singapore.

Emelia-no-enough.

Okay, fake you all one. Not Henry Thia la. He hair-no-enough liao how to like Emelia? The new admirer is actually the well-known Singapore Idol-wanabe, who had donned yellow trunks and bicycle-armor.

I pluck eyebrow, leg hair, armpit hair, kuku hair and kar chng hair all for SGD$10!

I know this post abit slow since Singapore Idol passed eons ago, but this is inspired by Emelia Yip. Her mother is Jean Yip. Apparently, according to her, she was winked at and waved at by the above rhino famous as a 'Yellow Trunks "She Bangs" Stripper'.

Why your kar chng so yellow?

The more I see him, the more I pity Spongebob, again.

Spongebob tamade suay, everybody also look like him.

Most of us know that he stands outside Marriott regularly and offers eyebrow, leg hair, armpit hair, kuku hair and kar chng hair plucking all for SGD$10. Then, according to Emelia again, she say when he pluck your hair, HIS ARMPIT WILL FRICKING LEAN AGAINST YOUR FACE. I don't know if it's true, but that's hairy stuff. Imagine this:

Davidoff, BOSS, Bodyshop or Limbeigotsmellyarmpit perfume, confirm know.

Therefore, I present to you the ultimate quote of the day, compliments of Emelia Yip whose mother is Jean Yip.

emelia rebekah - www.slick99moves.blogdrive.com returns WHAT THE HELL said:
HE THINKS HES DAMN HOT LOR

emelia rebekah - www.slick99moves.blogdrive.com returns WHAT THE HELL said:
WHATEVER LOR

emelia rebekah - www.slick99moves.blogdrive.com returns WHAT THE HELL said:
suck my toes can

Eme, I am sure he'll be glad to do that and show you his armpit hair. =D

And finally, the finale of today's post!

Lim bei am BANANA!