It's been quite a few birthdays for the past days, two to be exact.
I broke Andrew's jaw 'cause too many birthday.
First up was Yao Ming, or affectionately known as B.F.G Yaoda's birthday. It was huge. Quoting from kennysia.com. Not the cute cute hello kitty kind of HUGE.

Hello I am huge.
But the big big mega mega KING KONG kind of HUGE.

KING KONG HUGE LEH.
I think we almost got a hundred people in the chalet lor. We started the night by playing some kuku mahjong that we cannot 'hu' without two 'tais'.
Guang about to flip the table 'cause he don't have two 'tais'.
The boy is really lucky man. Got a bloody happening 21st.
The hunks.
Got the guys to celebrate.
The babes.
And the ladies.
I mean just look at how packed the place is.
And the booze.
A cup B cup go away, C cup D cup come my way, E cup F cup WA LAO EH!
And a busty me.
Seriously good life he has; I wish my 21st can be as happening. But then my 21st is on a Monday, and I am botak by the time I am 21. Everyone's gonna either be working or serving the nation.
Anyway, on to the next birthday.

Happy 18th!
Our dear Shawnie Freshie had just turned 18!
Seconds before disaster.
He had a pretty cool chocolate cake facial. THE CAKE WAS NICE LOR BUT THEY FRICKEN SICK PEOPLE SMASHED HIS FACE INTO IT.

It goes something like "wham bam thank you 'mam!"
But it made him look like he split his head open or something. Shawn was a good sport. Haha. Met a celebrity called Deedeemarini (she proclaimed herself a celebrity yesterday). And yes yes, deedeemarini is a nice girl.
That's my Ms Sophie-look-alike.
Gossiped abit and Bernard had a make-up session. Sick people in a sick world.
Hollywood gone wrong.
I think the world is coming to an end.